Friday, March 1, 2019

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER:

During the last few days it has become apparent that one Johny, The Body, Armani of Monaco, Alaska is running out of control with his rampant, narcissistic demands and that he must be taught a lesson in humility and respect.

I feel that I have no choice but to take the extreme measure of placing a "bounty" on Armani.  I know that this is a extreme move on my part, but I truly feel it is the only way to make Armani realise that he is not the center of the Clash universe, that he is not royalty, he is not from Monaco and in fact has never been to Europe.

Financial concerns require it to be a small "bounty", but bragging rights are included, and I know most of you would love to brag that you took out Armani.

The winner of the bounty will be the person who goes through the line at the Awards Dinner first and will be allowed to select the toppings of his choice for one of the pizzas served at the dinner.

In order to win the bounty a Titan must make Armani say -- "I  AM THE COMMISSIONERS BITCH" during any wrestling or boxing match.

The bounty must be claimed by the end of the Battle Royal Saturday evening.

GOOD LUCK TITANS

ACE KING WANTS PIZZA - 

                        Ace King is no fan of the commissioner. But he is a fan of pineapple on pizza, and he knows that the only way to ensure that this delicacy will make an appearance is to make Johnny Armani admit to being the commissioner’s bitch. 
Thus, he volunteers as tribute.

COMMISSIONER - 
Something I never thought I would say - but I appreciate Ace King and his help in this matter.

ARMANI JUST CAN NOT BE QUIET - 
                              

ACE DARK SIDE

Ace "dont be romanced by the Dark side of the force". Your true nature is to harass the commissioner which is more fun than pineapple. How about I buy you a pineapple to put in the Carmen Miranda hat we make the Commish wear? 
Alternatively, I can spank your butt, however teaming up against an unjust tyrant seems like more fun...
ACE POLITELY TELLS ARMANI TO F*** OFF - 

Jonny, I do appreciate your willingness to bend the knee and your attempt to bribe me, but the truth is that I am more than capable of putting you in your place, getting that pineapple pizza from the commissioner AND STILL tormenting him to my own delight. 

So there will be no truce here. Ace King works for Ace King. And he will be the King of Clash, once again. 


Humiliating you in the center of the ring is merely a means to that end. The pizza is merely the cherry on top. 

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