A DUBIOUS MESSAGE FROM GABE STEEL TO JOHNY, THE BODY, ARMANI of MONACO, ALASKA - 

Please let Johny Armani know that if he wants someone to watch his back at Clash, I'm his man.  Steel  and Armani can be the dominant force if Armani is up to it.

ARMANI - Gorgeous Gabe

Well its about time the two best bodies at the Clash teamed up. Mr Armani would be honored to team up with such a true star and have his back. My only condition is Gabe you must agree to show the Commissioner no respect. 
Gabe and Armani will have a brief autograph signing session after each victory. Those wishing to worship their awesomeness should sign up, so it remains orderly.

The Bodies

STEEL - Mr. Armani - I happily accept your condition since I  also have no respect for the Commissioner.  I do hope that you and I can have a match showing our mutual respect for each other.


ARMANI - The Bodies Steel and Armani

...Or we can just tag team together and show some jobbers with inferior bodies, how perfect our Bodies and Wrestling are...just PERFECT. Its so tough looking so good and being so Awesome. We should dedicate Saturday at the Clash as Gabe Day in honor or your greatness.

Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - Once again Armani is making ridiculous suggestions and demands.  Saturday will not be dedicated to Steel or any other Titan.  There will be no autograph or worship session to the two biggest egos in the 23 year history of the Clash.

And before the egotistical Armani asks - yes we will compromise and provide the two of you private dressing rooms -- they will be labeled Porta Potty and be in the woods behind the venue.

ARMANI - 

Finally Reason from the Commissioner

Mr Armani has long complained about the bias of the commissioner, but finally he recognizes Steel and Armani have the 2 best bodies in the 23 year history of the Clash, but then denies the fans the right to worship our awesomeness. Its going to be the best clash ever, More Gabe, More Armani...give the people what they want the best looking best Bodies ever= Armani and Steel.

Humbly
Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - Armani I do believe you need to reread what I said because I said you have the 2 biggest EGOS not best bodies.  I guess those steroids are attacking your abilities to interpret the written word.


ARMANI - Dear Sweet Commissioner

Steel and Armani dont need steroids; we are natural muscle, natural talent, naturally gentlemen, and naturally awesome. 

Mr Armani
Naturally Wonderful

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - PROVE I - PISS IN A CUP.