PILEDRIVERVA VS ACE KING

I challenge ACE KING to a Pro Match!  

ACE KING - 

That ol second-rate D-Lo Brown lookalike?

I’ve wrestled D-Lo. I was trained by D-Lo. I ain’t scared of D-Lo and I ain’t scared of this wannabe D-Lo, neither. 

So he can bring it. 

PILEDRIVERVA - Blah blah blah from the Steve Austin wannabe...We can settle the score in the ring!

ACE KING - You know it’s funny that he might call me that. 

Because D-Lo once called me Cold Stone Steve Austin, which I took as a compliment — owing to our shared alabaster skin tone, sexy bald heads and love of light beer — that he mistook me for a professional wrestling legend. Then I realized he said Cold Stone, not Stone Cold, and so I recognized that as a read. Although I do have to say I do enjoy a double scoop of lime sorbet with my beer, cause you know, lactose intolerance. Oh, stop me now, did I just invent a new flavor? Bud Light Lime sorbet? Now that’s a winning formula right there. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah, D-Lo. He came for me like that one time. One time, ya hear? But then I got him in the ring and had to put him in his place. So don’t come for me, Fake D-Lo, unless I send for you.