A MESSAGE FROM GABE STEEL -

Ok to begin let me address you queens  . See Steel has been reading the messages on the board let me say I’m disappointed  and not impressed by the lot of you . I mean you would think amongst you  they’re would be someone that actually stands a chance against me but I guess I put the fear in all of you and that’s understandable I am after all amazing and awesome and Intimidating .  now listen up  for those of you whom want to pledge and bow down to me and mr Armani we may be merciful let you carry our gear , tie our boots and if your lucky  whipe the sweat off our backs after our matches I’m sure we will find you chores according to your skill set . After all it would be an honor for you guys to know your place beneath our boots . If you want to be insolent and challenge me this will not go unpunished severely in other words resistance is  Futile . I get it who is this cocky boy it’s Steel yes arrogance and cockiness is part of my charm . It’s a pretty boy thing . Now make your choice wisely or seal your fates in the ring . As for the commissioner do your worst I’m here to slay . That’s all little titans now go about your business 

CRIPPLER HAS HIS SAY- Gabe us titans are tired of hearing you cry bout nobody challengeing you hmmmmmmmm wonder why that is hmmmmm maybe it cause your to over confident or to cocky well im standing up and gonna meet you on your so called open challenge pro style match. Or is it that your to scared to take me on it time sombody takez you to the old school way of pro wrestling my way you been warned boy be ready im coming after you abd armani

ARMANI, OF COURSE, WEIGHS IN

Listen to Gabe and Learn Something
Mr Armani has a fantastic body, fantastic looks, and fantastic skills. Thus Mr Armani is uniquely qualified to judge that Gabe knows what he is talking about. I expect everyone at the Clash to treat Gabe with the high respect he deserves. This will be the Best Clash ever with such HOT bodies flexing and styling in the ring. The Best looking wrestlers ever at the Clash. 'Steel and Armani' its THE brand in wrestling. Big Joe (" BJ") you better make t-shirts cause everybody is gonna want one. BJ please make sure you have adequate security to control the crowd when they go crazy for Steel and Armani.
Johny The Body Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER

In response to the Ego Twins recent demands - If you want T-shirts handed out to your fans - then you may design, order and pay for them yourselves.  It is suggested you purchase only two - since only the Ego Twins themselves will want one.  As far as security goes - again, you may hire them pay them, pay their registration fees to the event, pay for their accommodations at the event and their travel expenses.  Then you will have your ridiculous protection.  You two are the most narcissistic Prima  Donnas in the twenty three year history of Clash.  Now I must go deal with real issues and put this silly bullshit aside.

                                ARMANI -

Prima Donna

Once again the Commissioner cant help but to praise Armani and Steel. This time calling us prima donnas, which is the star in an opera. Steel and Armani are stars, and when they wrestle it is like a fine opera. Bravo what performers true stars. 

Thank You 

Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER -  In his narcissistic need to be the center of the universe Armani seems to have missed the fact that the Prima Donna is the FEMALE lead of the opera.  This thread is supposedly centered on STEEL, Armani can not even let his so called partner be the center of attention for even one second. 

STEEL BLAH BLAH BLAH - To the commissioner 

Well I’m always about Armani manifesting himself freely as he well should . I always say if you got it flaunt it . We can’t help the fact that we’re both confident and cocky it’s part of our charm that won’t change . Now call us what you will commissioner that won’t change the fact that Armani and Steel will be worshipped. And hey I’m sure deep down you can’t get enough of us admit it nothing wrong with that 

OPEN CHALLENGE FROM VIOLENCE - 

Violence is up for both Pro and sub. Open to anyone interested.

GABE STEEL VS KEVIN KIRKPATRICK - 

Steel - Kirkpatrick I want you in a Pro Grudge match - you name it, we will fight it.

OPEN CHALLENGE FROM GABE STEEL

To all you little Titans who I have not yet challenged or were not stupid enough to challenge me - 

Steel is coming to dominate Clash again.  The only person at this  event worthy of being called my partner - Mr. Johny Armani - will be splitting all  the championships and achievement awards between us.

So little Titans - Steel challenges any of you -  you name the match -

SUBMISSION - How rough you wanna play?

PRO -  Straight Pro,Chain Match, Last Man Standing, Falls Count Anywhere, Taped Fist - how you want to lose you got it.  And of course I have the greatest Tag Partner in history in Mr. Armani.

RIP-N-STRIP or PROMISSION - bring it on!

STAKES - What are you willing to give me?

I'm waiting to see who has the cajones.

STEEL

SPARROW  - Gabe: I got a bone to pick with you, Muscle Magoo! You think anyone not challenging you is foolish!? You picked the wrong year to call out all us "little men!" Meet me in the ring and say that, punk!!💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 I challenge you to a boxing match!

Love it!Haha that's awesome!Lol.

STEEL - Sparrow after my partner Armani gets through with you there will be nothing left for me to destroy.  I do not beat on road kill.

 CRIPPLER-I accept your open challenge gabe

OPEN CHALLENGE FROM ACE KING -

Everyone wants a piece of Ace King. 

Well this ain’t Mean Girls and I ain’t spring fling queen so not everyone can get a piece of the King’s crown. 

What you can all get is a body slam and a royal flush that leaves you twitching in the center of the ring. So step on up

TWO TIME PRO CHAMPION JACK BOUVIER RESPONDS -AS FAR AS ACE WRAPS CHALLENGE TO THE PRO WRESTLERS,  STEP IN THE RING WITH JACK BOUVIER AND YOU WILL BE WEARING YOUR ACE WRAPS ALL OVER YOUR BODY AS THEY WHEEL YOU OUT , ESPECIALLY OVER THAT BIG MOUTH !!!!!

JACK BOUVIER

ACE TO JACK - Tell that little maggot I’ve eaten meals at the buffet bigger than him but if he is that eager for a beating then he’s welcome to one

GABE STEEL VS ACE KING

STEEL - Ace King, I'm

 tired of hearing about the great Ace King.  Even the damn Commissioner talks about the great Ace King.  If you're so great King prove it --- fight me in a last man standing match.  I won't hold my breath waiting for the great one to accept.

ACE KING - A man who was dealt a pair of deuces in life like Gabe Steel wants to fight a Royal Flush?  Who am I to refuse.  Be prepared to be dealt another losing hand Steele.

GABE STEEL VS PILEDRIVERVA

GABE - Piledriver, I hear a flake revved you up - well bud I want to take the Rip-n-strip match in its place.  How about it - I aint no fake, I will be there, and I need a new jock.

PILEDRIVERVA -I accept the challenge from GABE STEEL!!  It’s time you got a reality check and realize that you are a jobber!!  I can’t wait to strip you in the ring after you get Tombstoned!!!  Bring it on little man!! 

CRIPPLER VS. CAROLINA JOBBER

CRIPPLER - Hey carolina jobber i challenge you to a pro match care to accept my challenge. ???

CAROLINA JOBBER - 


Crippler, I will definitely step into the squared circle with you.  Your challenge is accepted. 

CRIPPLER VS. GABE STEEL -

CRIPPLER - 

Gabe def love to challenge you to a pro match you interested ???

THE BOXERS THREAD 
   Since the Clash boxers are all up in each others matches and business, it has been decided to keep it all on one thread.  Is there such a thing as a boxing battle royal?

PETE - Sparrow at last I will be facing an opponent who knows my boxing talent, knowing that this will be a battle when we enter the ring. Unlike the other 2 opponents Armani and Kentucky Mauler who think it will be a cake walk which will be for me as I will be punching them till I knock them on their asses to be counted out.


ARMANI --Sparrow Needs to Learn a Lesson

'ass whooping" for a little guy sparrow seems cocky...which is a form of chicken which is what he should be. I will make him pay in the ring with a boxing KO for his big mouth

And as for dragging me into he and Pete's love fest of professionalism and mutual respect, go jump in a lake. i dont respect either of you and sure dont plan to be a dignified gentleman when I get my hands of you 2.

Angry Armani

PETE -Armani, I don't need your respect to pound you. Position your hands will be in your gloves in a praying position, meaning your praying that the punishment you will be getting from me will end soon. The ending will be a KO win by Pete PittBULL.

ARMANI - Pete just cant help but keep running his big mouth, dont you hate people who just go on and on and on and have nothing to say. You guys better box Pete before Friday Night Fights as petey pitpuppy wont be able to fight after I finish him at Friday Night Fights. 

PETE - 

Armani should know about a running mouth since his running all the time and nothing intelligent comes out.
 Wen I make a statement its a fact which will be a fact that u are KOed by me, only thing  u will finish is the 10 count. As for Calling me Petey  u just gave me more reason to add to the beating u rightfully deserve.

ARMANI - Pete suggesting he can knock out the Kentucky Mauler is a joke. Kentucky Mauler is a real man from a real state, and not some Ted Cruz look alike from little 't' texas. And thinking pete can knock out me is equally crazy. Texans really are crazy. I challenge Kentucky Mauler to a contest...whoever can knock Pete out in the shortest time wins free beer. 

Mr Armani 
FNF Winner 

KENTUCKY MAULER - Well, all can say about the pit puppy from  Texas is that everything in Texas is bigger.in Texas. Well, I guess goes for his ego and his a big mouth. He just a big bag wind and he not going to knock anybody out.  I would ask him to join us for thsoe beers,but I doubt he would accept after he is going to be defeated by both of us. So yes I will accept your deal on the beers

PETE - 

Mauler u are right when u say everything n Texas is bigger as for the big bag of wind once I punch u will think u was punch by that big wind that will put u down and out!!  I see that u and Armani are in dream land if u both think I will be defeated by u 2 wanna be boxers 



Anyone crazy is Armani after he is punch by my punches he will be senseless. As he calling himself FNF winner is a joke in itself for he will not win that match but just have the thought of winning. Armani can forget about drinking beers after the fight for he will already be punch drunk from my many punches he will be getting.

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - it appears that boxing has come to Clash, making us not only the longest running event, but the most inclusive. It is this Commissioners humble opinion though that either SPARROW or VIC will indeed prove to be the superior practitioners of the sweet science, Pete and Kentucky Mauler will give them a run for their money - and as for Armani and Steel - well I just hope they do not trip climbing through the ropes.

ARMANI - 

Pitiful Bull Petey

Only contest will be whether Kentucky Mauler can knock out Pete faster than Mr Armani. KO loss for the old texican.

Mr Armani

ARMANI AGAIN - 

So the Commissioner is thirsty?

Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF  THE COMMISSIONER - Armani once again shows what a rude lowlife piece of scum he truly is.

SPARROW - Sparrow flies on in:

Caught up on all the boxing chatter. And all I can say is: the commissioner is making the most sense ;)

But all sense aside, Armani and I have beef to settle and I instead to squash it, cook it up, and serve it up to him in the form of a few well placed punches. I'm excited for the chance to show him what kind of Champion Rooster he's really dealing with.

Pete: I am very ready for our match and it's gonna be great getting to know you through our fists!!💪🏿💪🏿

ARMANI - Sparrow Close But No Cigar
Sparrow your not a Champion Rooster your just a little cock...just like your boy  pitiful pete.
Mr Armani

SPARROW - You are so cocky, YOU should be a chicken for your ring name, Armani. I'm gonna check that attitude just as quickly as I'll check that mouth with my glove.

PETE - Armani trying to be a comedian cause its a joke if both think they will knock me out. like they have created their contest on can knock me out the quickest, both fail to realize which of the 2 do I want to knock out the quickest. Maybe I should knock them out in same round so neither of them will think less of themselves being KOed by the PittBull

PETE THE PITBULL TO KENTUCKY MAULER AND JOHNY ARMANI - 



Kentucky Mauler hope he has hidden from me change his mind about stepping in the ring for I want this match to show him and his cornerman Armani that he has no chance against me.  As for Mr. Armani who claims to have a perfect body that will change when he steps in the ring and faces the PitBull

A DUBIOUS MESSAGE FROM GABE STEEL TO JOHNY, THE BODY, ARMANI of MONACO, ALASKA - 

Please let Johny Armani know that if he wants someone to watch his back at Clash, I'm his man.  Steel  and Armani can be the dominant force if Armani is up to it.

ARMANI - Gorgeous Gabe

Well its about time the two best bodies at the Clash teamed up. Mr Armani would be honored to team up with such a true star and have his back. My only condition is Gabe you must agree to show the Commissioner no respect. 
Gabe and Armani will have a brief autograph signing session after each victory. Those wishing to worship their awesomeness should sign up, so it remains orderly.

The Bodies

STEEL - Mr. Armani - I happily accept your condition since I  also have no respect for the Commissioner.  I do hope that you and I can have a match showing our mutual respect for each other.


ARMANI - The Bodies Steel and Armani

...Or we can just tag team together and show some jobbers with inferior bodies, how perfect our Bodies and Wrestling are...just PERFECT. Its so tough looking so good and being so Awesome. We should dedicate Saturday at the Clash as Gabe Day in honor or your greatness.

Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - Once again Armani is making ridiculous suggestions and demands.  Saturday will not be dedicated to Steel or any other Titan.  There will be no autograph or worship session to the two biggest egos in the 23 year history of the Clash.

And before the egotistical Armani asks - yes we will compromise and provide the two of you private dressing rooms -- they will be labeled Porta Potty and be in the woods behind the venue.

ARMANI - 

Finally Reason from the Commissioner

Mr Armani has long complained about the bias of the commissioner, but finally he recognizes Steel and Armani have the 2 best bodies in the 23 year history of the Clash, but then denies the fans the right to worship our awesomeness. Its going to be the best clash ever, More Gabe, More Armani...give the people what they want the best looking best Bodies ever= Armani and Steel.

Humbly
Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - Armani I do believe you need to reread what I said because I said you have the 2 biggest EGOS not best bodies.  I guess those steroids are attacking your abilities to interpret the written word.


ARMANI - Dear Sweet Commissioner

Steel and Armani dont need steroids; we are natural muscle, natural talent, naturally gentlemen, and naturally awesome. 

Mr Armani
Naturally Wonderful

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - PROVE I - PISS IN A CUP.

GABE STEEL VS VIOLENCE - 

Mr. Commissioner - Please let Miss Violence that he’s going down hard violently.

VIOLENCE - sure I will beat your ass Gabriela 

STEEL  -  

Miss Violence is vicious isn’t she, is there a queen award for her.  Violence maybe you should try for Miss Atlanta, Clash is about wrestling and Steel.

VIC WANTS SOME OF GABE STEEL

I challenge Gabe Steel to a sub match.

STEEL - Your on Vic - but be careful what you ask for - Steel don't play nice.

BRILLIANT 'N BUFF VS GABE STEEL

I call out Gabe Steele. Yo Gabe, I challenge you to a rough submission match with few clothes and low blows. Let me know if you have the balls for it.

STEEL - Hey  not so buff  not so  brilliant well do you realize it’s Gabe Steel boy of steel which means balls of steel you don’t stand a chance but if you want to go trough this charade I’d be happy to crush your balls.

JACK BOUVIER CALLS OUT THE CAROLINA JOBBER - 

I challenge the Carolina jobber to a match , toss him out of the ring and all the way back to Carolina , north or south ….

CAROLINA JOBBER - You want a match?  You got it. Can’t wait till my bow and arrow has you reaching for the ropes in a desperate attempt stay competitive with me. 

JOHNY ARMANI VS SIDCHAMP


ARMANI SWITCHES WITH THE FRAUD - 

Sidchamp I will give you his submission match

SIDCHAMP  - I accept your challenge

JOHNY ARMANI VS CRIPPLER

ARMANI TAKES THE LIARS FIGHT - 
Crippler I will make you the jobber the fraudster promised

CRIPPLER -Talk bout jobbers you def did a good of that last year when you lost your match shame your gonna lose against me as well jobber lmao it time to take you to my school of pro wrestling just remember im the crippler i will cripple you in the ring jobber

ARMANI - 

The fans pointed out that Armani likes to cripple opponents, so His new name is Johny The Body Crippler Armani, or you can call me the crippler for short, short like the old retiring crippler. 

Mr Crippler Armani

2018 Biggest Heel

CRIPPLER - It be the day you cripple anyone boy hell youd trip over your own 2 feet and get crippled id stay where your at and live your imaginary life you dont belong in the ring you belong to be a spectator and you call yourself a wrestler pleaseeeeeeeee i seen better wrestlers then you jobber

JOHNY ARMANI VS VIC

Armani takes the fakes match - Vic I will take the fraudsters boxing match with you: 2 min rounds to KO or tko

VIC IS A MAN OF FEW WORDS-
He already challenged me, and I accepted, but sure 

JOHNY ARMANI VS SPARROW -

Armani takes the frauds match - 

Sparrow I will accept the challenge you made the fraud for a boxing match.

SPARROW - Thank you big guy! I accept the challenge in place of the fake. I appreciate you stepping in and taking his ass whooping instead. ;)

PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL VS SPARROW

Pete challenges Sparrow to a boxing match.

SPARROW - I accept your challenge Pete! Will be an honor to face off against a gentleman such as yourself! Been paying some attention to ya. ;) And I don't intend to underestimate you the way SOMEONE (cough cough Armani) does.

JOHNY ARMANI VS. SPARROW - 

I challenge the sparrow to a kickboxing fight to the finish. Hope he doesnt fly away scared!!!

SPARROW - Flying away is for lesser birds. This Sparrow is proud, despite his smaller frame. He'll fight against Armani and prove that fighting isn't only for dogs like him!

ARMANI YAPS - Sparrow Sized Body; Big Bird Sized Mouth

Mr Amrani was going to destroy the Sparrow with merciful kicks and knees, but after his big mouth 'dog' comments, this little boy needs to be taken to school. Mr Armani will KO this little bird. Do I knock him out with high kicks, low kicks, knees, body kicks, hands? So hard to decide because Johny The Body has such an arsenal. Its so hard to be this awesome. 

Mr Armani

BRILLIANT 'N BUFF CHALLENGES VIOLENCE - 

How rough can the old man get in a submission match? Name the rules Ms Violet and I promise not to make you cry too badly.

VIOLENCE -- 

Ok big mouth, get the singlet and lace up teh asics and meet the OLD MAN on the mats for an ass kicking 

PILEDRIVERVA VS ACE KING

I challenge ACE KING to a Pro Match!  

ACE KING - 

That ol second-rate D-Lo Brown lookalike?

I’ve wrestled D-Lo. I was trained by D-Lo. I ain’t scared of D-Lo and I ain’t scared of this wannabe D-Lo, neither. 

So he can bring it. 

PILEDRIVERVA - Blah blah blah from the Steve Austin wannabe...We can settle the score in the ring!

ACE KING - You know it’s funny that he might call me that. 

Because D-Lo once called me Cold Stone Steve Austin, which I took as a compliment — owing to our shared alabaster skin tone, sexy bald heads and love of light beer — that he mistook me for a professional wrestling legend. Then I realized he said Cold Stone, not Stone Cold, and so I recognized that as a read. Although I do have to say I do enjoy a double scoop of lime sorbet with my beer, cause you know, lactose intolerance. Oh, stop me now, did I just invent a new flavor? Bud Light Lime sorbet? Now that’s a winning formula right there. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah, D-Lo. He came for me like that one time. One time, ya hear? But then I got him in the ring and had to put him in his place. So don’t come for me, Fake D-Lo, unless I send for you. 

PILEDRIVERVA VS JACK BOUVIER

 I challenge JACK BOUVIER to a Pro Match!  You've been dodging me for years.  It's time to step in the ring and take your beatdown jobber.  YOU WILL BE TOMBSTONED!!

BOUVIER - As far as Bouvier dodging you for years,  this rassler is ready to step into the ring with you , so you can see what it feels like to be on the losing end and beaten at the hands of Jack Bouvier.

PILEDRIVERVA - You can't be serious?  You actually think you have a chance to defeat me in the ring?  I guarantee that you will be added to the Tombstone Piledriver victim list!