JOHNY ARMANI HAS A LIST OF DEMANDS 

       EDITORS NOTE - THE MONACO ARMANI RELENTLESSLY MENTIONS IS IN                                        ALASKA NOT  EUROPE AND RECOGNISES  NO ROYALTY.

Well Commish...I have a few demands of my own. There is no point challenging other competitors until His Royal Highness The Plenipotentiary Crown Prince of Monaco has certain assurances that he will be justly rewarded for competing at the Clash. While Johny The Body Armani was showered with admiration and Clash Championships and awards last year, his Royal Highness needs further praise at this years Clash. Here are the reasonable requests my people have assembled thus far:

1. The Second day of the Clash will be named after Johny The Body in honor of the Body which is second to none, and so Friday shall be known as Johny The Body Day. All shall be allowed to worship at Mr Armani's feet for free on Friday. After Flexing and posing in the ring Mr Armani will sign autographs.

2. A new award shall be created at the Clash to honor the Biggest Loud Mouth at the Clash. I suggest it be called the Mr Roscoe Award. Mr Armani would be honored to be the first recipient.

3. A new award shall be created to honor the Best Trash Talker at the Clash. The award shall be called the Mr Armani Award, and it should be awarded to Mr Armani...its in the bag.

4. Have Harley coordinate all award color schemes with Mr Armani's personal assistant to make sure they fit within his color wheel and will not clash with his wardrobe. Mr Armani realizes its called Clash of the Titans because the Commissioner only wears clothes that clash, but lets class it up this year.

5. In honor of Mr Armani's pure Class, we shall rename the event the Class of the Titans. Again, lets Class it up this year.

6. This years participants should be allowed to submit wardrobe and color choices for Mr Armani's attire.

7. Oh, and lets create a new Award at the Clash for the Best Boxer, it should be called the PitBull Memorial Boxing Award, in honor of what I will do to the pitbull at Friday Night Fights.

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - 

All requests, demands and suggestions from the demented, narcissistic and delusional Armani, past, present and future are denied.

ARMANI NEEDS THERAPY

Once again the Commissioner appoints himself as Judge Jury and Executioner of all things original and fun. Give the people what they demand...MORE ARMANI! Instead the Commish shows his bias and lack of objectivity. Get ready for the 2019 CLASS of the Titans, new awards, more awards, more fun, more excitement...MORE ARMANI!

THE COMMISSIONER - 

Again - despite the rantings of the deranged Armani, there will be no new awards at Clash #23.

ARMAN RAMBLES ON - 

What do you know?

Response:

InJustice Continues

Mr Armani proposes more new awards at Class of Titans 2019 to make the vent mo fun fo all. Next I propose the "Least Open Minded Commissioner Award" I have a possible nomination... an award for the wrestler who does the best job of worshiping Johny The Body Armani, call it the Big Joe Award.

His Royal Imminence 

Mr Armani