JACK BOUVIER CHALLENGES

     BRILLIANT 'N BUFF - 

If Brilliant and buff wants to enter the pro ring , I will show him the out of the ring , right through the ropes...…

THE BRIT STRIKES BACK.......
JACK BOUVIER is past his prime.  It is time for the new champ to put him out of his misery.  Even in my first pro match I will show this champ to be a fraud.

PITBULLS AND ARMANIS FRIDAY NIGHT 

                         FIGHT

Miss Armani this old man will teach you a lesson where he will learn to respect his elders.

Also you said that you will flex in the ring as well the PitBull has challenged you to Flex Off before our fight.

ARMANIS "MODEST" REPLY

Mr Armani is duely offended by the loud mouth of the old pitbull. If the old fart thinks he can flex with a body like Johny the Body he is drinking the koolaid too much. I will gladly flex in the ring before the match. Commish Joe may need to organize some crowd control. I will humiliate old pitbull in flexing and boxing.

Johny The Body Armani

PITBULL BARKS AND GROWLS - 

 Miss Armani there is nothing to think about I know for a fact that my masculine body will out flex his and will have 2 wins  and  humiliation in the  flex off and boxing for I have no competition coming in either of the contests.

EDITORS NOTE - 

At the request of the Office Of The Commissioner any and all of Johny "The Body" Armani of Monaco, Alaska future posts will be redacted of all mentions of the Commissioner including, but not inclusive, Armanis request for new awards, his demands to make changes in the structure of the event or requests as to the behavior of the Commissioner during the event.  In the words of the Commissioner  "With only 90 days until first bell at Clash #23 I no longer have the time, not the crayons, to try to explain things, or deal with the child from Monaco, Alaska".

ARMANI SPEAKS -- AGAIN

 

KEVIN KIRKPATRICK TO SIDCHAMP

Hey dude, want to wrestle?  You name the style, if you dare.

FROM SIDCHAMP - Challenge accepted.

SIDCHAMP CALLS OUT PATRICK

I challenge Patrick to a submission match at Clash.

   SIDCHAMP WANTS TO ROLL WITH

                     SCOTTILLA

I challenge scottilla to a submission match at Clash.

SIDCHAMP DEMANDS STEW FIGHT

I challenge Stew to a pro fight at Clash.

FROM STEW

                         Challenge Accepted

SIDCHAMP WANTS TO CRIPPLE                                             CRIPLER

CRIPPLER ACCEPTS -


Ok Sidchump challenge accepted i'll definitely defeat you like i will do the others

SIDCHAMP CALLS OUT JACK BOUVIER

I challenge Jack Bouvier to a Pro match at Clash 

Bouvier replies - I will take you on after you're in the ring with the crippler as the crippler will put you in your place...

SIDCHAMP WANTS JOHNY ARMANI

I challenge Johny Armani to a Pro Match at Clash

ARMANI RESPONDS

 NEW ZEALAND IN THE HOUSE!!!

As a major All Blacks fan and flanker, it would be an honour to wrestle a New Zealander. Exactly what the Clash of the Titans needs, more chaps from overseas. It would be my privilege to wrestle Sidchamp in pro, and if he doesnt mind teaching me Kushti I would wrestle him in Indian folk style as well. About time someone came to the Class from one of the greatest countries on planet earth, New Zealand!!!

Mr Armani.

JOHNY ARMANI HAS A LIST OF DEMANDS 

       EDITORS NOTE - THE MONACO ARMANI RELENTLESSLY MENTIONS IS IN                                        ALASKA NOT  EUROPE AND RECOGNISES  NO ROYALTY.

Well Commish...I have a few demands of my own. There is no point challenging other competitors until His Royal Highness The Plenipotentiary Crown Prince of Monaco has certain assurances that he will be justly rewarded for competing at the Clash. While Johny The Body Armani was showered with admiration and Clash Championships and awards last year, his Royal Highness needs further praise at this years Clash. Here are the reasonable requests my people have assembled thus far:

1. The Second day of the Clash will be named after Johny The Body in honor of the Body which is second to none, and so Friday shall be known as Johny The Body Day. All shall be allowed to worship at Mr Armani's feet for free on Friday. After Flexing and posing in the ring Mr Armani will sign autographs.

2. A new award shall be created at the Clash to honor the Biggest Loud Mouth at the Clash. I suggest it be called the Mr Roscoe Award. Mr Armani would be honored to be the first recipient.

3. A new award shall be created to honor the Best Trash Talker at the Clash. The award shall be called the Mr Armani Award, and it should be awarded to Mr Armani...its in the bag.

4. Have Harley coordinate all award color schemes with Mr Armani's personal assistant to make sure they fit within his color wheel and will not clash with his wardrobe. Mr Armani realizes its called Clash of the Titans because the Commissioner only wears clothes that clash, but lets class it up this year.

5. In honor of Mr Armani's pure Class, we shall rename the event the Class of the Titans. Again, lets Class it up this year.

6. This years participants should be allowed to submit wardrobe and color choices for Mr Armani's attire.

7. Oh, and lets create a new Award at the Clash for the Best Boxer, it should be called the PitBull Memorial Boxing Award, in honor of what I will do to the pitbull at Friday Night Fights.

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER - 

All requests, demands and suggestions from the demented, narcissistic and delusional Armani, past, present and future are denied.

ARMANI NEEDS THERAPY

Once again the Commissioner appoints himself as Judge Jury and Executioner of all things original and fun. Give the people what they demand...MORE ARMANI! Instead the Commish shows his bias and lack of objectivity. Get ready for the 2019 CLASS of the Titans, new awards, more awards, more fun, more excitement...MORE ARMANI!

THE COMMISSIONER - 

Again - despite the rantings of the deranged Armani, there will be no new awards at Clash #23.

ARMAN RAMBLES ON - 

What do you know?

Response:

InJustice Continues

Mr Armani proposes more new awards at Class of Titans 2019 to make the vent mo fun fo all. Next I propose the "Least Open Minded Commissioner Award" I have a possible nomination... an award for the wrestler who does the best job of worshiping Johny The Body Armani, call it the Big Joe Award.

His Royal Imminence 

Mr Armani

                  PITBULL WANTS TO GNARLE                        KENTUCKY MAULER

Kentucky Mauler, PitBull is challenging him to a 10 2 min round boxing match.  Ref, cornerman of his choice, PitBull is waiting your response.

KENTUCKY MAULER SIMPLY RESPONDS - 

I accept Texas PitBull's challenge and will see his ass in the ring 

MESSAGE FROM JOHNY ARMANI - 

Dear Kentucky Mauler

Congrats on having the balls to box the Pitbull. I hate that guy, he is old and washed up and should retire from boxing. 

I noticed the pitbull allowed you to pick the ref for your fight. I would ask you pick me to be your choice of ref. Even though I hate the pitbull, I promise to be neutral as ref...alternatively happy to be your corner man, but as ref I can make sure the pitbull doesn't cheat.

regards

Mr Armani

Boxing Champion of Clash

PITBULL TO MAULER - 

                  Kentucky Mauler the only ass you will see is his on the canvas after I knock his ass out..

MAULER HAS HIS SAY - 

MIKE - Pit Puppy if you think you are going to knock me on my ass you are living in a Dream  World. Wake up and smell the rose.it will never happen . You are going down. 

Mr. Armani as much as you would like to be the referee I think that Pit Puppy and I should pick the Referee together. You can be my corner man and be in the winning corner.

PITBULL BARKS AT MAULER-

 Mauler know that its no dream but reality . YOU  will be smelling the smelling salts to come to after I knock you out.

You made a mistake by saying that Miss Armani being in the winning corner which you meant winless corner for both will have been defeated by PITBULL

ARMANI JUST CAN'T BE QUIET - 

It will be an honor to be the corner man in the winning corner of the Mauler. I hope he mauls the pit puppy good. I will bring a leash for the Mauler to put on the puppy after the match. May need a doggie bed since the Mauler will put the puppy to sleep.

MAULER STRIKES AT PITBULL - 

Pitbull asked for my stats?  Well I will give him mine after I get his.  Pit Puppy, your in for one hell of a rumble.

PITBULL CAVES FIRST - 

 Mauler, my stats are  5'10", 180, as for it being hell of a rumble will work 2 ways for my gloves will be exploding bombs putting you down for the count. As for the puppy bed Miss Armani tends to bringit better be a big one where both their ass will be after I am done and both will be tangle in the leash that he plans to bring.

MAULERS RETORT -

Tell Petey Pit Puppy that I am going to enjoy knocking his ass out.

PITBULL RANTS - 

Mauler cat got his tongue that he is speedless and realize that PittBull will knock him out

MAULER AGAIN  -

Hey, Pit Bull puppy I am asking  Johny Armani to take it easy on you on Friday night. Because I want to be to the one to put your sorry ass to sleep and put you out of your misery for good.  

PITBULL SNARLS - 

Mauler,  My match on Friday Night Fights against Armani will be an example of what u will be getting, in other words just a warm up fight for me, when u face me expect to get more punishment than u can handle. For u will be the one counted out and put to sleep.

 KENTUCKY  MAULER WANTS TO MAUL KEVIN KIRKPATRICK

I been told that if I want a piece of Kevin at Clash 23 I must post a challenge so here it is. I am challenging him to a submission fight . If submission is not your thing how about a 8 round 2 minute boxing match. 

  KEVIN KIRKPATRICK WANTS HIS            
      REVENGE ON JACK BOUVIER

Bouvier is a tough dude.  Last year he cheated when we met and I ended up being his valet the rest of the weekend. This year if bouvier is stupid enough to get in the Clash ring with me I will get my revenge.  IF he's brave enough.

BOUVIER AIN'T IMPRESSED - 

Jack Bouvier is more than ready to grab K by the hair of his chinny chin chin and toss him out of the ring by it......

HUNPAGAN REALLY WANTS DOUG

Doug, you and I have been growling at each other for a long time now, so it's time we settle this once and for all. You're all the time trash talking at me and saying what a rough, tough heel you are. Guess what, you're looking at a rougher, tougher heel of a man right here, and I'm gonna take you down. You're coming to Clash?  Great. I want some of you and you want some of me, so here's the challenge. You and me, two hairy-chested he-men, face-to-face in the ring, Friday Night Fights, " Biggest Bully on the Block I Quit "match. We can work on the fine print of the "rules" & Stakes once you accept this challenge. Man enough? I got a hardon for you fucker.

DOUG RESPONDS - FRIDAY NIGHT BRAWL IS ON!

I accept your challenge. You're going to regret it, son.  We've been growling at each other for years, and you're always talking shit, now we're going to put it all behind us once and for all and find out who comes out on top. You're going down son

HUNPAGAN SNARLS BACK - 
                               
                                            Just keep flapping those lips of yours dick breath. I'm going to take a good long leisurely time torturing you in the ring till I decide it's time for you to submit to me. You're going to be paying some heavy dues fucker. I got some scores to settle with you.

      MASKED MAULER IS PISSED OFF

Johny Armani - HEY MOUTH the big man tells me you have been running your mouth about me.  Talking behind my back, what a pile of bullshit from a bullshit loser.  Meet me in the ring or mats at Clash pussy boy.  You name the rules if your man enough, which I doubt because all you do is talk behind people's backs or fight wannabee wrestlers like Crippler or sissy boxers.  

  ARMANI RESPONDS & RESPONDS &  .........

Dear Masked Baller

If I was to speak behind your back it would only  be to avoid looking at your hideous face, so completely understandable why everyone talks behind your back. No, the problem is the Commissioner did not post my prose which tacitly mentioned you is passing. Because the Commissioner did not post what I wrote, you mistakenly took it as me talking behind your back, so not my fault, you need to take this up with the Commissioner and his selective editing and secret back room dealings. So in the interest of free press I will post here what Johny The Body Armani wrote:

"Mr Armani is disappointed the Texas PitBull did not think of stakes for the masked baller to pay when he loses to a boxer in the ring. Since he cant beat a real man like Pete, the Pitbull has nothing to lose....so how about the masked baller gets de-masked when he loses, or would seeing his face just punish everyone else? Its none of my business but a loud mouth loser really needs to be punished, dont you just hate loud mouth people who always run off at the mouth when they have nothing to really say. PS I will need 8 ring side seats for my entourage to watch this epic beat down. Joe please make sure the area is roped off so none of the riff raff gets too close to Mr Armani, I dont want to be distracted with autographs and picture hounds while I watch a boxer kick the ass of the masked baller. 

THE Mr Armani"

As for the masked baller being pissed, I shall alert Mr Armani's security team to keep an eye out for an inbred hillbilly butt monkey by the name of the masked baller. If she wants a match with THE Mr Armani, she will need to submit a resume to my people to review. While Mr Armani does not normally do inter-gender wrestling perhaps Mrs Baller needs a vigorous spanking. This assumes the Pitbull doesnt completely knock her lights out....

Mr Johny The Body Armani

MAULER - All I get out of this is that Armani is a shit filled windbag who is incapable of originality in his trash talk afraid to accept a challenge like a real man.  Go box with the chihuahua from Texas - you two ladies deserve each other.  Pussy.

ARMANI - "In capable of originality in his trash talk"...apparently the masked baller cannot write or read. If there was a Clash award for Trash talk it would no doubt go to Mr Armani. Poor little baller got his widdle feweeings hurt. I hope I dont hurt him too badly in the ring.