FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER.

After enduring a most annoying conversation with PiledriverVA about his upcoming rip-n-strip match with Gabe Steel it has become apparent that both young men are full of hot air.  Therefore this office is adding a special stipulation for their match - the loser will be the LAST Titan to go through the meal line at the Saturday Awards dinner.  Since both these Titans hate losing and being last so deeply it only seems appropriate.

A MESSAGE TO THE WRESTLING NE

WCOMERS FROM GABE STEEL.

(VIC, DOUG, PATRICK, BRILLIANT 'N BUFF, THE PUNK, SIDCHAMP, CAROLINA JOBBER)

Steel is happy you are going to be at Clash #2, it is so good that so many new jobbers will be there to amuse me.

PILEDRIVERVA VS THE PUNK

"I challenge THE PUNK to a NO HOLDS BARRED Match!  It's time to make this jobber suffer!!  Let's go little man!!"

THE PUNK ACCEPTS -

Let’s go, big man! NHB doesn’t scare me…I’ll be running circles around you!

JOHNY ARMANI TO THE PUNK 

  (ARMANI IS OBVIOUSLY DRUNK ONCE AGAIN)

Well well well, the Punk needs to pick his affiliation, does

 he join the Body Nation and worship at the feet of 

Johny The Body and Gabe Man of Steel, the two perfect

Bodies at the Clash, does he choose to carry our water bottles

 and clean our jock straps, or does he choose destruction? 

Whats it gonna be boy? 

Johny the Body Armani

 THE PUNK MAKES HIS CHOICE - 

FUCK YOU JOHNY - I will take both you and Steel at the same time. BRING IT ON.

ARMANI GOES FIRST - 

Hey Gabe

The Punk wants the Bodies in a 2 versus one match....I cant stop laughing, you game?


Mr Armani

 THEN GABE GOES OFF - 
I will answer this one mr. Armani stud . Now since he dares mouth off I don’t want this punk on our team, he’s not worthy, so I say take out the trash - and give me the pleasure of taking him apart whatever is left of this loser the rest can share honestly don’t want him polluting the air around me and you . We are the best and all that disagree will be decimated, any questions?

HUNPAGAN WANTS HIM SOME PUNK

Yeah, you look like a punk alright. Whaddya say you and I get down to it?

PUNK SPEAKS - 

Lets do it - I will show you how a real man fights.

SIDCHAMP VS. THE PUNK

I challenge punk to a fight.

PUNK ACCEPTS  -

It will be my pleasure - I've never beaten a Kiwi Before.

CRIPPLER CALLS OUT THE PUNK

Hey punk i challenge you to some pro matches give you a taste of what the crippler is made of.

PUNK RESPONDS - 
Sure Crippler - I will be glad to show you how a real wrestler fights.

CRIPPLER KEEPS YAPPING - 

Hey punk you call yourself a real wrestler then obvisously you been misinformed let me be the first to tell you be ready cause im going to take you to my school of pro wrestling my way i will retire you out of pro wrestling like i have others

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER

Several of the registered Titans have called upon this office to release the identities of the Titans this office will be employing as his enforcement team.  While there is absolutely no precedence for this office to do so this office does believe in transparency.

Therefore this office will announce that there are three enforcers appointed for Clash #23 and that this office is proud to announce that HUNPAGAN has accepted the position of head enforcer.  HUNPAGAN has a deserved reputation as a honest, vicious, and loyal wrestler who does not accept Armani/Steel type bullshit.  This office is convinced that HUNPAGAN will lead the enforcement team in insuring a orderly Clash.

The identities of the other two enforcers is none of your damn business.

JOHNY ARMANI - BIG SURPRISE -

ONLY RESPONSE THAT MATTERS

Hey Gabe, so the Commissioner thinks he has something" important" to say, since when did that wind bag have anything important to say? I think Gabe The Glorious should release a response statement so the fans know the real truth from a stud of integrity. And who is this hunpiggie anyway? and why would the Commissioner name an old sperm bank as his 'head' enforcer...oh I get it...so who blew who for that job? Gabe do you want to take care of him or should Johny The Body eliminate the little piggie?

Mr Armani
THE TRUTH