JOBPRO WANTS HIM SOME BOUVIER

I challenge Jack Bouvier. What's a guy with a French last name doing in Springfield, Illinois? Should be Jacques Bouvier not Jack. Jack or Jacques, who cares. It'll be "Hit the Road Jack" after our match.

JOBPRO CALLS OUT CRIPPLER - 

JobPro challenges The Crippler to a match. Bouncing his head into a turnbuckle a few times should wake him up. And, as Bobby The Brain Heenan once said, "You win some and you lose some, unless you're "The Crippler", then you lose them all." 
Well, at least I thought Heenan said The Crippler...he may have said Virgil, or Hogan. It doesn't matter.

GABE STEEL TO ALL THE TITANS - 

If you want your chance against the best, the hottest, and sexiest stud  ergo meaning me step up and post your challenge as I am selective on who’s ass I kick I understand you all want a beating or to touch this amazing body and speaking of body have to mention Mr. Armani of course two of us alone is enough to set the ring on fire . Well what will it be, come like lambs to the slaughter.

JACK BOUVIER CHIMES IN - 


I  was relieved to see Gabe explained that he was referring to himself when he spoke of being the sexiest and hottest stud as I would not have thought of him …….there will be plenty pro men ready to put him in his place , which is on the mat with the shoulders down for the ONE TWO and THREE !!!!

AND OF COURSE JOHNY ARMANI RUNS HIS MOUTH - 

GABE is RIGHT As ALWAYS

Please pay attention when Gabe Speaks, he is graciously accepting challenges from the worthy, so men step up or bow down, to his Royal AWESOMENESS.

Johny The Body Armani

CHICAGO PILE DRIVER TO ALL THE SUBMISSION WRESTLERS

 Looking forward to pounding guys on the sub mats again this year. 

Gabe Steel - you will lose again this year! 

Johny Armani - I've got a special sub move just waiting for you. Bring it boys !! 

JOHNY ARMANI REPLIES - 

GABE is RIGHT As ALWAYS

Please pay attention when Gabe Speaks, he is graciously accepting challenges from the worthy, so men step up or bow down, to his Royal AWESOMENESS.

Johny The Body Armani

With only three weeks to go until Clash #23  and so many challenges answered - here is a list of those accepted challenges - we will poll the registered Titans and ask who they predict will win the matches - the results will be posted as they come in.

GABE STEEL VS CRIPPLER - PRO

         GABE STEEL -   60%
               JOHNY ARMANI
                PILEDRIVERVA
                JACK BOUVIER

         CRIPPLER - 20%
               PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

         UNDECIDED - 20%

                THE COMMISSIONER

     GABE STEEL VS ACE KING - PRO

               
                         GABE STEEL - 40%
                                JOHNY ARMANI
                                  PILEDRIVERVA
                         

                    ACE KING - 20#
                            JACK BOUVIER

    

                     UNDECIDED -  40#

                          THE COMMISSIONER
                          PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

SPARROW VS PETE - BOXING

                    SPARROW -  60%

                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI
                            PILEDRIVERVA

                     PETE -  40%
                            JACK BOUVIER
                            PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                      UNDECIDED - 0%

       

CAROLINA JOBBER VS PUNK  - PRO
     CAROLINA JOBBER - 40%
              JOHNY ARMANI
                PILEDRIVERVA

      PUNK- 40%
             JACK BOUVIER
                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL               

  
      UNDECIDED - 20%
            THE COMMISSIONER

PIEDRIVERVA VS PUNK --- NHB PRO
    PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
             JOHNY ARMANI
               PILEDRIVERVA
                      JACK BOUVIER
                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

        PUNK -  0%

        UNDECIDED - 20% 
               THE COMMISSIONER

GABE STEEL VS PUNK -- PRO

     GABE STEEL - 50%
            JOHNY ARMANI
              PILEDRIVERVA

           PUNK - 25%
                THE COMMISSIONER

           UNDECIDED - 25%
                   PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL 

HUNPAGAN VS PUNK --  PRO

      HUNPAGAN - 100%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                 JACK BOUVIER
                                 PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

            PUNK -
   
            UNDECIDED -

SIDCHAMP VS PUNK -- PRO

              
             SIDCHAMP - 60%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                   JOHNY ARMANI
                     PILEDRIVERVA

              PUNK - 20%
                    JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 20%
                    PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

CRIPPLER VS PUNK -- PRO

           CRIPPLER - 60%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                   JACK BOUVIER
                   PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
         
                PUNK - 20%
                      PILEDRIVERVA
 
            UNDECIDED - 20%
                 JOHNY ARMANI - DOES THIS MATCH COUNT?

   ACE KING VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO
            ACE KING - 20%
                     PILEDRIVERVA

            JACK BOUVIER -  80%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                      JACK BOUVIER
                                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
         
             UNDECIDED - 0%

PILEDRIVERVA VS GABE STEEL -- RIP 'N STRIP

           PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                    PILEDRIVERVA
                              JACK BOUVIER
                              PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

            GABE STEEL- 20%
                   JOHNY ARMANI

              UNDECIDED- 0%

CRIPPLER VS CAROLINA JOBBER  -- PRO

              CRIPPLER - 60%
                    THE COMMISSIONER
                    JACK BOUVIER
                                PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
       
               CAROLINA JOBBER - 80%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA

                UNDECIDED - 0%

SPARROW VS PETE -- BOXING
                SPARROW - 60%
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                JACK BOUVIER

                PETE - 20%
                    PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                UNDECIDED - 20%
                     THE COMMISSIONER

SPARROW VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOXING
               SPARROW - 40%
                       THE COMMISSIONER
                        PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               JOHNY ARMANI - 60%
                       JOHNY ARMANI - IS THERE ANY DOUBT?
                          PILEDRIVERVA
                                        JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED -  0%

PETE VS KENTUCKY MAULER  -- BOXING

             PETE - 50%
                   PILEDRIVERVA
                              PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - Will win by KO

              KENTUCKY MAULER - 50%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI - Kentucky Mauler will kick the shit out of Pete and knock his old ass out cold

           UNDECIDED -0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS KENTUCKY MAULER -- BOXING

             JOHNY ARMANI - 50%
                   JOHNY ARMANI
                     PILEDRIVERVA

             KENTUCKY MAULER - 50%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                   JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 0%

VIOLENCE VS GABE STEEL -- PRO

               VIOLENCE - 20%
                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               GABE STEEL - 80%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED -0%

VIC VS GABE STEEL - SUB

                 VIC - 60%
                      THE COMMISSIONER
                       JACK BOUVIER
                                     PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                 GABE STEEL - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI - Vic will submit to Gabe and plead for mercy from Gabe but none will be shown
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

GABE STEEL VS BRILLIANT 'N BUFF -- CBT SUB

                   GABE STEEL - 40%
                         JOHNY ARMANI -Brilliant and buff will surrender crying like a baby.
                          JACK BOUVIER

                    BRILLIANT 'N BUFF - - 60%
                           THE COMMISSIONER
                              PILEDRIVERVA                                      
                             PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
                     UNDECIDED - 

JACK BOUVIER VS CAROLINA JOBBER -- PRO

                  JACK BOUVIER - 100%
                          THE COMMISSIONER
                           JOHNY ARMANI
                             PILEDRIVERVA
                                            JACK BOUVIER
                                           PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                  CAROLINA JOBBER - 0%

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS SIDCHAMP --SUB

                  JOHNY ARMANI - 66.6%
                         JOHNY ARMANI
                         JACK BOUVIER

                   SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

                   UNDECIDED - 0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS CRIPPLER -- PRO

             JOHNY ARMANI - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA

            CRIPPLER - 40%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                  JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 20%
                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

JOHNY ARMANI VS VIC -- BOXING

           JOHNY ARMANI - 60%
               Johny Armani - I will win by KO
                  PILEDRIVERVA
                           JACK BOUVIER

           VIC - 40%
               THE COMMISSIONER
               PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - Vic will teach Armani a boxing lesson.

           UNDECIDED - 0%

BRILLIANT 'N BUFF VS VIOLENCE -- SUB

              BRILLIANT 'N BUFF - 40%
                 PILEDRIVERVA                         
                         PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               VIOLENCE - 20%
                 JACK BOUVIER


                UNDECIDED - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                      THE COMMISSIONER

PILEDRIVERVA VS ACE KING -- PRO

                PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
                     JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA
                                     JACK BOUVIER
                                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL                                     

                ACE KING - 0 %

                UNDECIDED - 20%
                      THE COMMISSIONER

PILEDRIVERVA VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                PILEDRIVERPA- 25%
                     PILEDRIVERVA

               JACK BOUVIER - 50%
                     JOHNY ARMANI
                      JACK BOUVIER

                  UNDECIDED - 25%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

VIOLENCE VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                   VIOLENCE -0 %

                    JACK BOUVIER - 60%
                         JOHNY ARMANI
                            PILEDRIVERVA
                                          JACK BOUVIER

                   UNDECIDED - 40%
                           THE COMMISSIONER
                            PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

ACE KING VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOUNTY MATCH

                   ACE KING - 75%
                        THE COMMISSIONER
                           PILEDRIVERVA
                                       JACK BOUVIER
                 
                  JOHNY ARMANI- 25%
                        JOHNY ARMANI - the worlds only living scrotum donor, will lose - and whimper like a sad pathetic losing dirt bag and beg  Mr. Armani formercy

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

KEVIN KIRKPATRICK VS SIDCHAMP -- SUB

              KEVIN KIRKPATRICK -50%
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                  JACK BOUVIER

               SIDCHAMP -

               UNDECIDED - 50%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                      JOHNY ARMANI

SIDCHAMP VS STEW -- PRO

                 SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                    JACK BOUVIER

                   STEW - 33.3%
                       PILEDRIVERVA

                  UNDECIDED -33.3%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

SIDCHAMP VS CRIPPLER -- PRO

                   SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                    CRIPPLER -33.3%
                       JACK BOUVIER

                     UNDECIDED  -33.3%
                           THE COMMISSIONER

SIDCHAMP VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                   SIDCHAMP -

                    JACK BOUVIER - 33.3%
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                    UNDECIDED - 66.6%
                          THE COMMISSIONER
                           JOHNY ARMANI

SIDCHAMP VS JOHNY ARMANI -- PRO

                     SIDCHAMP - 25%
                           THE COMMISSIONER

                      JOHNY ARMANI - 75%
                            JOHNY ARMANI
                                 PILEDRIVERVA
                                              JACK BOUVIER

                      UNDECIDED -0%
                           

KEVIN KIRKPATRICK VS JACK BOUVIER - PRO

             KEVIN KIRKPATRICK - 50%
                  PILEDRIVERVA
                           THE COMISSIONER

             JACK BOUVIER - 50%
                 JOHNY ARMANI
                   JACK BOUVIER

             UNDECIDED 0%

AND OF COURSE FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS - 

RICKY NELSON VS ACE KING - PRO GRUDGE FIGHT

                   RICKY NELSON  - 40%
                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI

                    ACE KING - 40%
                           PILEDRIVERVA
                          JACK BOUVIER

                    UNDECIDED - 20%
                         PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

PETE VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOXING GRUDGE BOUT

            PETE - 40#
                THE COMMISSIONER
                PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - By KO (8th round)

             JOHNY ARMANI -60%
                  Johny Armani -  I will win by submission
                     PILEDRIVERVA
                                 JACK BOUVIER

             UDECIDED - 0%

HUNPAGAN VS DOUG - BIGGEST BULLY ON THE BLOCK MATCH

                    HUNPAGAN - 40%
                          PILEDRIVERVA
                         JACK BOUVIER
                    DOUG -0%

                    UNDECIDED -60%
                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI
                          PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
                 

          

CAROLINA JOBBER VS. PUNK

Punk:  I don’t know about you but I am tired of hearing heel thugs threaten and boast.  As a fellow jobber I’d like to challenge you to a baby face v. baby face pro match.  We will leave the punching to the heels and stick with legal forearms.  We will exchange good clean holds where the braggadocio heels will stomp.  We will give clean breaks on the ropes when the heels eye gouge.   We will show them pro rasslin in its beauty.   Will you accept my challenge?     

Carolina jobber 

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER.

After enduring a most annoying conversation with PiledriverVA about his upcoming rip-n-strip match with Gabe Steel it has become apparent that both young men are full of hot air.  Therefore this office is adding a special stipulation for their match - the loser will be the LAST Titan to go through the meal line at the Saturday Awards dinner.  Since both these Titans hate losing and being last so deeply it only seems appropriate.

A MESSAGE TO THE WRESTLING NE

WCOMERS FROM GABE STEEL.

(VIC, DOUG, PATRICK, BRILLIANT 'N BUFF, THE PUNK, SIDCHAMP, CAROLINA JOBBER)

Steel is happy you are going to be at Clash #2, it is so good that so many new jobbers will be there to amuse me.

PILEDRIVERVA VS THE PUNK

"I challenge THE PUNK to a NO HOLDS BARRED Match!  It's time to make this jobber suffer!!  Let's go little man!!"

THE PUNK ACCEPTS -

Let’s go, big man! NHB doesn’t scare me…I’ll be running circles around you!

JOHNY ARMANI TO THE PUNK 

  (ARMANI IS OBVIOUSLY DRUNK ONCE AGAIN)

Well well well, the Punk needs to pick his affiliation, does

 he join the Body Nation and worship at the feet of 

Johny The Body and Gabe Man of Steel, the two perfect

Bodies at the Clash, does he choose to carry our water bottles

 and clean our jock straps, or does he choose destruction? 

Whats it gonna be boy? 

Johny the Body Armani

 THE PUNK MAKES HIS CHOICE - 

FUCK YOU JOHNY - I will take both you and Steel at the same time. BRING IT ON.

ARMANI GOES FIRST - 

Hey Gabe

The Punk wants the Bodies in a 2 versus one match....I cant stop laughing, you game?


Mr Armani

 THEN GABE GOES OFF - 
I will answer this one mr. Armani stud . Now since he dares mouth off I don’t want this punk on our team, he’s not worthy, so I say take out the trash - and give me the pleasure of taking him apart whatever is left of this loser the rest can share honestly don’t want him polluting the air around me and you . We are the best and all that disagree will be decimated, any questions?

HUNPAGAN WANTS HIM SOME PUNK

Yeah, you look like a punk alright. Whaddya say you and I get down to it?

PUNK SPEAKS - 

Lets do it - I will show you how a real man fights.

SIDCHAMP VS. THE PUNK

I challenge punk to a fight.

PUNK ACCEPTS  -

It will be my pleasure - I've never beaten a Kiwi Before.

CRIPPLER CALLS OUT THE PUNK

Hey punk i challenge you to some pro matches give you a taste of what the crippler is made of.

PUNK RESPONDS - 
Sure Crippler - I will be glad to show you how a real wrestler fights.

CRIPPLER KEEPS YAPPING - 

Hey punk you call yourself a real wrestler then obvisously you been misinformed let me be the first to tell you be ready cause im going to take you to my school of pro wrestling my way i will retire you out of pro wrestling like i have others

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER

Several of the registered Titans have called upon this office to release the identities of the Titans this office will be employing as his enforcement team.  While there is absolutely no precedence for this office to do so this office does believe in transparency.

Therefore this office will announce that there are three enforcers appointed for Clash #23 and that this office is proud to announce that HUNPAGAN has accepted the position of head enforcer.  HUNPAGAN has a deserved reputation as a honest, vicious, and loyal wrestler who does not accept Armani/Steel type bullshit.  This office is convinced that HUNPAGAN will lead the enforcement team in insuring a orderly Clash.

The identities of the other two enforcers is none of your damn business.

JOHNY ARMANI - BIG SURPRISE -

ONLY RESPONSE THAT MATTERS

Hey Gabe, so the Commissioner thinks he has something" important" to say, since when did that wind bag have anything important to say? I think Gabe The Glorious should release a response statement so the fans know the real truth from a stud of integrity. And who is this hunpiggie anyway? and why would the Commissioner name an old sperm bank as his 'head' enforcer...oh I get it...so who blew who for that job? Gabe do you want to take care of him or should Johny The Body eliminate the little piggie?

Mr Armani
THE TRUTH

A MESSAGE FROM GABE STEEL -

Ok to begin let me address you queens  . See Steel has been reading the messages on the board let me say I’m disappointed  and not impressed by the lot of you . I mean you would think amongst you  they’re would be someone that actually stands a chance against me but I guess I put the fear in all of you and that’s understandable I am after all amazing and awesome and Intimidating .  now listen up  for those of you whom want to pledge and bow down to me and mr Armani we may be merciful let you carry our gear , tie our boots and if your lucky  whipe the sweat off our backs after our matches I’m sure we will find you chores according to your skill set . After all it would be an honor for you guys to know your place beneath our boots . If you want to be insolent and challenge me this will not go unpunished severely in other words resistance is  Futile . I get it who is this cocky boy it’s Steel yes arrogance and cockiness is part of my charm . It’s a pretty boy thing . Now make your choice wisely or seal your fates in the ring . As for the commissioner do your worst I’m here to slay . That’s all little titans now go about your business 

CRIPPLER HAS HIS SAY- Gabe us titans are tired of hearing you cry bout nobody challengeing you hmmmmmmmm wonder why that is hmmmmm maybe it cause your to over confident or to cocky well im standing up and gonna meet you on your so called open challenge pro style match. Or is it that your to scared to take me on it time sombody takez you to the old school way of pro wrestling my way you been warned boy be ready im coming after you abd armani

ARMANI, OF COURSE, WEIGHS IN

Listen to Gabe and Learn Something
Mr Armani has a fantastic body, fantastic looks, and fantastic skills. Thus Mr Armani is uniquely qualified to judge that Gabe knows what he is talking about. I expect everyone at the Clash to treat Gabe with the high respect he deserves. This will be the Best Clash ever with such HOT bodies flexing and styling in the ring. The Best looking wrestlers ever at the Clash. 'Steel and Armani' its THE brand in wrestling. Big Joe (" BJ") you better make t-shirts cause everybody is gonna want one. BJ please make sure you have adequate security to control the crowd when they go crazy for Steel and Armani.
Johny The Body Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER

In response to the Ego Twins recent demands - If you want T-shirts handed out to your fans - then you may design, order and pay for them yourselves.  It is suggested you purchase only two - since only the Ego Twins themselves will want one.  As far as security goes - again, you may hire them pay them, pay their registration fees to the event, pay for their accommodations at the event and their travel expenses.  Then you will have your ridiculous protection.  You two are the most narcissistic Prima  Donnas in the twenty three year history of Clash.  Now I must go deal with real issues and put this silly bullshit aside.

                                ARMANI -

Prima Donna

Once again the Commissioner cant help but to praise Armani and Steel. This time calling us prima donnas, which is the star in an opera. Steel and Armani are stars, and when they wrestle it is like a fine opera. Bravo what performers true stars. 

Thank You 

Mr Armani

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER -  In his narcissistic need to be the center of the universe Armani seems to have missed the fact that the Prima Donna is the FEMALE lead of the opera.  This thread is supposedly centered on STEEL, Armani can not even let his so called partner be the center of attention for even one second. 

STEEL BLAH BLAH BLAH - To the commissioner 

Well I’m always about Armani manifesting himself freely as he well should . I always say if you got it flaunt it . We can’t help the fact that we’re both confident and cocky it’s part of our charm that won’t change . Now call us what you will commissioner that won’t change the fact that Armani and Steel will be worshipped. And hey I’m sure deep down you can’t get enough of us admit it nothing wrong with that