JOBPRO WANTS HIM SOME BOUVIER

I challenge Jack Bouvier. What's a guy with a French last name doing in Springfield, Illinois? Should be Jacques Bouvier not Jack. Jack or Jacques, who cares. It'll be "Hit the Road Jack" after our match.

JOBPRO CALLS OUT CRIPPLER - 

JobPro challenges The Crippler to a match. Bouncing his head into a turnbuckle a few times should wake him up. And, as Bobby The Brain Heenan once said, "You win some and you lose some, unless you're "The Crippler", then you lose them all." 
Well, at least I thought Heenan said The Crippler...he may have said Virgil, or Hogan. It doesn't matter.

GABE STEEL TO ALL THE TITANS - 

If you want your chance against the best, the hottest, and sexiest stud  ergo meaning me step up and post your challenge as I am selective on who’s ass I kick I understand you all want a beating or to touch this amazing body and speaking of body have to mention Mr. Armani of course two of us alone is enough to set the ring on fire . Well what will it be, come like lambs to the slaughter.

JACK BOUVIER CHIMES IN - 


I  was relieved to see Gabe explained that he was referring to himself when he spoke of being the sexiest and hottest stud as I would not have thought of him …….there will be plenty pro men ready to put him in his place , which is on the mat with the shoulders down for the ONE TWO and THREE !!!!

AND OF COURSE JOHNY ARMANI RUNS HIS MOUTH - 

GABE is RIGHT As ALWAYS

Please pay attention when Gabe Speaks, he is graciously accepting challenges from the worthy, so men step up or bow down, to his Royal AWESOMENESS.

Johny The Body Armani

CHICAGO PILE DRIVER TO ALL THE SUBMISSION WRESTLERS

 Looking forward to pounding guys on the sub mats again this year. 

Gabe Steel - you will lose again this year! 

Johny Armani - I've got a special sub move just waiting for you. Bring it boys !! 

JOHNY ARMANI REPLIES - 

GABE is RIGHT As ALWAYS

Please pay attention when Gabe Speaks, he is graciously accepting challenges from the worthy, so men step up or bow down, to his Royal AWESOMENESS.

Johny The Body Armani

With only three weeks to go until Clash #23  and so many challenges answered - here is a list of those accepted challenges - we will poll the registered Titans and ask who they predict will win the matches - the results will be posted as they come in.

GABE STEEL VS CRIPPLER - PRO

         GABE STEEL -   60%
               JOHNY ARMANI
                PILEDRIVERVA
                JACK BOUVIER

         CRIPPLER - 20%
               PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

         UNDECIDED - 20%

                THE COMMISSIONER

     GABE STEEL VS ACE KING - PRO

               
                         GABE STEEL - 40%
                                JOHNY ARMANI
                                  PILEDRIVERVA
                         

                    ACE KING - 20#
                            JACK BOUVIER

    

                     UNDECIDED -  40#

                          THE COMMISSIONER
                          PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

SPARROW VS PETE - BOXING

                    SPARROW -  60%

                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI
                            PILEDRIVERVA

                     PETE -  40%
                            JACK BOUVIER
                            PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                      UNDECIDED - 0%

       

CAROLINA JOBBER VS PUNK  - PRO
     CAROLINA JOBBER - 40%
              JOHNY ARMANI
                PILEDRIVERVA

      PUNK- 40%
             JACK BOUVIER
                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL               

  
      UNDECIDED - 20%
            THE COMMISSIONER

PIEDRIVERVA VS PUNK --- NHB PRO
    PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
             JOHNY ARMANI
               PILEDRIVERVA
                      JACK BOUVIER
                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

        PUNK -  0%

        UNDECIDED - 20% 
               THE COMMISSIONER

GABE STEEL VS PUNK -- PRO

     GABE STEEL - 50%
            JOHNY ARMANI
              PILEDRIVERVA

           PUNK - 25%
                THE COMMISSIONER

           UNDECIDED - 25%
                   PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL 

HUNPAGAN VS PUNK --  PRO

      HUNPAGAN - 100%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                 JACK BOUVIER
                                 PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

            PUNK -
   
            UNDECIDED -

SIDCHAMP VS PUNK -- PRO

              
             SIDCHAMP - 60%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                   JOHNY ARMANI
                     PILEDRIVERVA

              PUNK - 20%
                    JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 20%
                    PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

CRIPPLER VS PUNK -- PRO

           CRIPPLER - 60%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                   JACK BOUVIER
                   PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
         
                PUNK - 20%
                      PILEDRIVERVA
 
            UNDECIDED - 20%
                 JOHNY ARMANI - DOES THIS MATCH COUNT?

   ACE KING VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO
            ACE KING - 20%
                     PILEDRIVERVA

            JACK BOUVIER -  80%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                      JACK BOUVIER
                                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
         
             UNDECIDED - 0%

PILEDRIVERVA VS GABE STEEL -- RIP 'N STRIP

           PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                    PILEDRIVERVA
                              JACK BOUVIER
                              PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

            GABE STEEL- 20%
                   JOHNY ARMANI

              UNDECIDED- 0%

CRIPPLER VS CAROLINA JOBBER  -- PRO

              CRIPPLER - 60%
                    THE COMMISSIONER
                    JACK BOUVIER
                                PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
       
               CAROLINA JOBBER - 80%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA

                UNDECIDED - 0%

SPARROW VS PETE -- BOXING
                SPARROW - 60%
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                JACK BOUVIER

                PETE - 20%
                    PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                UNDECIDED - 20%
                     THE COMMISSIONER

SPARROW VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOXING
               SPARROW - 40%
                       THE COMMISSIONER
                        PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               JOHNY ARMANI - 60%
                       JOHNY ARMANI - IS THERE ANY DOUBT?
                          PILEDRIVERVA
                                        JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED -  0%

PETE VS KENTUCKY MAULER  -- BOXING

             PETE - 50%
                   PILEDRIVERVA
                              PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - Will win by KO

              KENTUCKY MAULER - 50%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI - Kentucky Mauler will kick the shit out of Pete and knock his old ass out cold

           UNDECIDED -0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS KENTUCKY MAULER -- BOXING

             JOHNY ARMANI - 50%
                   JOHNY ARMANI
                     PILEDRIVERVA

             KENTUCKY MAULER - 50%
                   THE COMMISSIONER
                   JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 0%

VIOLENCE VS GABE STEEL -- PRO

               VIOLENCE - 20%
                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               GABE STEEL - 80%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                    JOHNY ARMANI
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED -0%

VIC VS GABE STEEL - SUB

                 VIC - 60%
                      THE COMMISSIONER
                       JACK BOUVIER
                                     PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                 GABE STEEL - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI - Vic will submit to Gabe and plead for mercy from Gabe but none will be shown
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

GABE STEEL VS BRILLIANT 'N BUFF -- CBT SUB

                   GABE STEEL - 40%
                         JOHNY ARMANI -Brilliant and buff will surrender crying like a baby.
                          JACK BOUVIER

                    BRILLIANT 'N BUFF - - 60%
                           THE COMMISSIONER
                              PILEDRIVERVA                                      
                             PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
                     UNDECIDED - 

JACK BOUVIER VS CAROLINA JOBBER -- PRO

                  JACK BOUVIER - 100%
                          THE COMMISSIONER
                           JOHNY ARMANI
                             PILEDRIVERVA
                                            JACK BOUVIER
                                           PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

                  CAROLINA JOBBER - 0%

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS SIDCHAMP --SUB

                  JOHNY ARMANI - 66.6%
                         JOHNY ARMANI
                         JACK BOUVIER

                   SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

                   UNDECIDED - 0%

JOHNY ARMANI VS CRIPPLER -- PRO

             JOHNY ARMANI - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA

            CRIPPLER - 40%
                  THE COMMISSIONER
                  JACK BOUVIER

              UNDECIDED - 20%
                  PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

JOHNY ARMANI VS VIC -- BOXING

           JOHNY ARMANI - 60%
               Johny Armani - I will win by KO
                  PILEDRIVERVA
                           JACK BOUVIER

           VIC - 40%
               THE COMMISSIONER
               PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - Vic will teach Armani a boxing lesson.

           UNDECIDED - 0%

BRILLIANT 'N BUFF VS VIOLENCE -- SUB

              BRILLIANT 'N BUFF - 40%
                 PILEDRIVERVA                         
                         PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

               VIOLENCE - 20%
                 JACK BOUVIER


                UNDECIDED - 40%
                      JOHNY ARMANI
                      THE COMMISSIONER

PILEDRIVERVA VS ACE KING -- PRO

                PILEDRIVERPA - 80%
                     JOHNY ARMANI
                        PILEDRIVERVA
                                     JACK BOUVIER
                                      PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL                                     

                ACE KING - 0 %

                UNDECIDED - 20%
                      THE COMMISSIONER

PILEDRIVERVA VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                PILEDRIVERPA- 25%
                     PILEDRIVERVA

               JACK BOUVIER - 50%
                     JOHNY ARMANI
                      JACK BOUVIER

                  UNDECIDED - 25%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

VIOLENCE VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                   VIOLENCE -0 %

                    JACK BOUVIER - 60%
                         JOHNY ARMANI
                            PILEDRIVERVA
                                          JACK BOUVIER

                   UNDECIDED - 40%
                           THE COMMISSIONER
                            PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

ACE KING VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOUNTY MATCH

                   ACE KING - 75%
                        THE COMMISSIONER
                           PILEDRIVERVA
                                       JACK BOUVIER
                 
                  JOHNY ARMANI- 25%
                        JOHNY ARMANI - the worlds only living scrotum donor, will lose - and whimper like a sad pathetic losing dirt bag and beg  Mr. Armani formercy

                  UNDECIDED - 0%

KEVIN KIRKPATRICK VS SIDCHAMP -- SUB

              KEVIN KIRKPATRICK -50%
                      PILEDRIVERVA
                                  JACK BOUVIER

               SIDCHAMP -

               UNDECIDED - 50%
                     THE COMMISSIONER
                      JOHNY ARMANI

SIDCHAMP VS STEW -- PRO

                 SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                    JACK BOUVIER

                   STEW - 33.3%
                       PILEDRIVERVA

                  UNDECIDED -33.3%
                        THE COMMISSIONER

SIDCHAMP VS CRIPPLER -- PRO

                   SIDCHAMP - 33.3%
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                    CRIPPLER -33.3%
                       JACK BOUVIER

                     UNDECIDED  -33.3%
                           THE COMMISSIONER

SIDCHAMP VS JACK BOUVIER -- PRO

                   SIDCHAMP -

                    JACK BOUVIER - 33.3%
                         PILEDRIVERVA

                    UNDECIDED - 66.6%
                          THE COMMISSIONER
                           JOHNY ARMANI

SIDCHAMP VS JOHNY ARMANI -- PRO

                     SIDCHAMP - 25%
                           THE COMMISSIONER

                      JOHNY ARMANI - 75%
                            JOHNY ARMANI
                                 PILEDRIVERVA
                                              JACK BOUVIER

                      UNDECIDED -0%
                           

KEVIN KIRKPATRICK VS JACK BOUVIER - PRO

             KEVIN KIRKPATRICK - 50%
                  PILEDRIVERVA
                           THE COMISSIONER

             JACK BOUVIER - 50%
                 JOHNY ARMANI
                   JACK BOUVIER

             UNDECIDED 0%

AND OF COURSE FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS - 

RICKY NELSON VS ACE KING - PRO GRUDGE FIGHT

                   RICKY NELSON  - 40%
                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI

                    ACE KING - 40%
                           PILEDRIVERVA
                          JACK BOUVIER

                    UNDECIDED - 20%
                         PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL

PETE VS JOHNY ARMANI -- BOXING GRUDGE BOUT

            PETE - 40#
                THE COMMISSIONER
                PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL - By KO (8th round)

             JOHNY ARMANI -60%
                  Johny Armani -  I will win by submission
                     PILEDRIVERVA
                                 JACK BOUVIER

             UDECIDED - 0%

HUNPAGAN VS DOUG - BIGGEST BULLY ON THE BLOCK MATCH

                    HUNPAGAN - 40%
                          PILEDRIVERVA
                         JACK BOUVIER
                    DOUG -0%

                    UNDECIDED -60%
                         THE COMMISSIONER
                          JOHNY ARMANI
                          PETE, THE TEXAS PITBULL
                 

          

CAROLINA JOBBER VS. PUNK

Punk:  I don’t know about you but I am tired of hearing heel thugs threaten and boast.  As a fellow jobber I’d like to challenge you to a baby face v. baby face pro match.  We will leave the punching to the heels and stick with legal forearms.  We will exchange good clean holds where the braggadocio heels will stomp.  We will give clean breaks on the ropes when the heels eye gouge.   We will show them pro rasslin in its beauty.   Will you accept my challenge?     

Carolina jobber 

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER.

After enduring a most annoying conversation with PiledriverVA about his upcoming rip-n-strip match with Gabe Steel it has become apparent that both young men are full of hot air.  Therefore this office is adding a special stipulation for their match - the loser will be the LAST Titan to go through the meal line at the Saturday Awards dinner.  Since both these Titans hate losing and being last so deeply it only seems appropriate.